The Soup of the Day is Whiskey
From Liquor Snob
Excuse me, miss, what’s the soup du jour? The Soup of the Day. Mmmm…sounds good, think I’ll have that.
via Top Cultured
Excuse me, miss, what’s the soup du jour? The Soup of the Day. Mmmm…sounds good, think I’ll have that.
via Top Cultured
I had some machines that just weren’t updating in WSUS. The first thing I knew I needed to do was get them to at least manually kick at the WSUS server and show up in the list so I could track them.
I can’t walk over to the machines and do this since we are a 24/7 shop, so I searched for a way to do it remotely. There was the normal commandline rtoutine that I learned, but then I came across this script.
strComputer = inputbox(“Enter a computer name to run WUA detectnow”,”Invoke detectnow”)
if strComputer = “” then wscript.quit
on error goto 0
Set autoUpdateClient = CreateObject(“Microsoft.Update.AutoUpdate”,strComputer)
AutoUpdateClient.detectnow()
wscript.echo “All done.”
Save that as WSUS.vbs, or whatever your heart desires, and let it do all the hard work for you.
Not to be outdone by mesothelioma, this man bet on his own life.
So far he is winning and has already cashed out £10,000.
Here’s a link to the wonderful story:
BBC NEWS | UK | England | Beds/Bucks/Herts | Dying man wins bet he would live.
© 2009 Jeremiah Altepeter